The Bestiary & Menagerie — Corporate Circus

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Field Observer's Note · Est. Unknown · Containment Ongoing

These specimens were not introduced to the corporate environment. They evolved there — and flourished.
Most have been documented twice: once by the mythographers, once by the field naturalists.
The two accounts describe identical behaviour. The taxonomy is a formatting decision.

Consult the collection in the register of your choosing

The naturalists insist every specimen has an ordinary explanation. The specimens have declined to confirm.

★ Special Win Condition

Lives outside both decks permanently. Cannot be drawn. Cannot be prevented.

External Card · Cannot Be Included In Any Deck · Always In Play

REORG

Activates automatically when two or more C-Level Killer Whales surface simultaneously on the same player's field. Cannot be negated. Cannot be chained. Cannot be responded to.

When REORG activates: the player who controls the pod wins by default. All cards on the field are rearranged. Some report to different zones. Some are eliminated without explanation. The field continues but the game is over.

The Executive Assistant Crab is accordingly the most strategically significant card on the field at all times — she controls who assembles the pod, regardless of who summoned the Killer Whales.

"It was already written. The Killer Whales just made it official."

Rarity Tiers

All phenomena are real. Not all phenomena are equally difficult to pull.

Common

Normal chaos. Found in every pack. Found in every meeting.

Rare

Slightly more ridiculous. Requires a specific set of conditions most organisations meet accidentally.

Ultra Rare

Game-warping nonsense. You will know it when you see it. You will have seen it before.

Thought Leader Tier™

Overpowered, vague, and deeply unnecessary. "If it makes sense, it's probably underpowered."

The Bestiary & Menagerie is a permanent lane of The Corporate Circus.
These creatures are not metaphors. They are field-documented phenomena — each rendered in whichever register its witnesses could bear.

All flavor text is testimony.
All mechanics are documentation of observed phenomena.

Elsewhere on the grounds

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